A single die.
A 4 panel grayscale comic featuring a king and one of his guards titled "The Whale King Part 3: He... Oh Dear".
Panel 1.
The king is in his throne room looking down at a phone in frustration. The guard is trying to talk to him looking concerned.
Guard: Sir, the people are concerned about how much time you spend staring at that rectangle.
King: Stupid prize box. I wanted a dragon not another dumb gopher!
Panel 2.
Guard: And nearly half the treasury has vanished along with some of the furniture!
King: Hm... what's the least valuable thing I can trade for more gems?
Panel 3.
Cut to the king's perspective looking at the phone. They are in the gem shop on a tab that indicates he can trade a guard for 25 gems.
Guard: Sir... Sir, can you hear me?
King: I guess I don't need that many guards...
Panel 4.
The phone makes a KACHING! sound while showing a bunch of gems in a chest surrounded by sparkles and a big 25 above it. In the background the guard vanishes in a puff of smoke.
A 4 panel grayscale comic featuring a king and one of his guards titled "The Whale King Part 3: He... Oh Dear".
Panel 1.
The king is in his throne room looking down at a phone in frustration. The guard is trying to talk to him looking concerned.
Guard: Sir, the people are concerned about how much time you spend staring at that rectangle.
King: Stupid prize box. I wanted a dragon not another dumb gopher!
Panel 2.
Guard: And nearly half the treasury has vanished along with some of the furniture!
King: Hm... what's the least valuable thing I can trade for more gems?
Panel 3.
Cut to the king's perspective looking at the phone. They are in the gem shop on a tab that indicates he can trade a guard for 25 gems.
Guard: Sir... Sir, can you hear me?
King: I guess I don't need that many guards...
Panel 4.
The phone makes a KACHING! sound while showing a bunch of gems in a chest surrounded by sparkles and a big 25 above it. In the background the guard vanishes in a puff of smoke. Panel 1 Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
A single die.
January 21, 2026
92 - The Whale King 3: He... Oh Dear