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A 4 panel grayscale comic. Panel 1. A woman with a pony tail and glasses (Hannah) is talking to a man with long hair, a beard, and glasses (Programmer) in an office cafeteria. Hannah: Are you doing anything for Valentine's Day? Programmer: No. I don't celebrate the spider saint. Hannah: ...what? Panel 2. A priest with a beard and a woman in a low cut dress are cavorting in a church. Another woman is angrily looking through the window in the background. The panel is subtitled: "Saint Valentine was a lascivious priest. A man of false words and broken oaths." Panel 3. The priest from the previous panel is shown looking surprised cloaked in a strange energy. Then shrinking and morphing in silhouette. Then as a spider with a heart on it's abdomen. The panel is subtitled: "As punishment he was cursed! Turned into a spider. Now he scuttles about. His bite afflicting his victims with the sin of desire." Panel 3. Back to Hannah who is glaring at programmer over the lunch table. Hannah: That's not... why are you so weird? Programmer: And the winged baby shooting people with love arrows isn't weird? I like my version better.
A 4 panel grayscale comic. Panel 1. A woman with a pony tail and glasses (Hannah) is talking to a man with long hair, a beard, and glasses (Programmer) in an office cafeteria. Hannah: Are you doing anything for Valentine's Day? Programmer: No. I don't celebrate the spider saint. Hannah: ...what? Panel 2. A priest with a beard and a woman in a low cut dress are cavorting in a church. Another woman is angrily looking through the window in the background. The panel is subtitled: "Saint Valentine was a lascivious priest. A man of false words and broken oaths." Panel 3. The priest from the previous panel is shown looking surprised cloaked in a strange energy. Then shrinking and morphing in silhouette. Then as a spider with a heart on it's abdomen. The panel is subtitled: "As punishment he was cursed! Turned into a spider. Now he scuttles about. His bite afflicting his victims with the sin of desire." Panel 3. Back to Hannah who is glaring at programmer over the lunch table. Hannah: That's not... why are you so weird? Programmer: And the winged baby shooting people with love arrows isn't weird? I like my version better. Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
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February 11, 2026
95 - Happy Spidertine's Day