A single die.
A 4 panel grey scale comic set in a park and featuring a man with messy hair (Jim), and a pirate captain and his first mate.
Panel 1.
The pirates and Jim are walking towards each other. Jim is carrying a soft drink.
Jim: Wow! Are you guys real pirates?
Panel 2.
Close up on Jim and the Captain.
Captain: Aye! We be scions o' that noble profession with freedom in our veins an' treasure in our hearts.
Jim: That's so cool!
Panel 3.
The first mate cuts into the scene.
Mate: Be not too excited. We be porch pirates.
Jim looks at him with surprised while the captain glares at him.
Panel 4.
The pirates are fleeing. Jim's soft drink has been thrown at them.
Jim from off panel: BOOOOO!!!
Captain, angrily: Next time keep ye gob shut!
Mate, sullenly: Aye sir.
A 4 panel grey scale comic set in a park and featuring a man with messy hair (Jim), and a pirate captain and his first mate.
Panel 1.
The pirates and Jim are walking towards each other. Jim is carrying a soft drink.
Jim: Wow! Are you guys real pirates?
Panel 2.
Close up on Jim and the Captain.
Captain: Aye! We be scions o' that noble profession with freedom in our veins an' treasure in our hearts.
Jim: That's so cool!
Panel 3.
The first mate cuts into the scene.
Mate: Be not too excited. We be porch pirates.
Jim looks at him with surprised while the captain glares at him.
Panel 4.
The pirates are fleeing. Jim's soft drink has been thrown at them.
Jim from off panel: BOOOOO!!!
Captain, angrily: Next time keep ye gob shut!
Mate, sullenly: Aye sir. Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
A single die.
November 12, 2025
82 - The Wrong Kind of Pirate