A single die.
A 6 panel grey scale comic.
Panel 1.
A man with long hair and glasses is sitting with his cat in a dark house with boarded up windows watching TV.
TV: The zombie threat is contained. But can we profit from it? We go live to an interview with the founder of ZombAI.
Panel 2.
We cut to a reporter and a CEO standing in front of a chain link fence with a horde of zombies behind it.
Reporter: Is it true that your company wants us to keep feeding people to the zombie horde?
CEO: Only the old and infirm.
Panel 3.
Close up on the CEO.
CEO: Here at ZombAI we believe that if we keep feeding the dead the brains of the living they'll eventually be able to perform menial tasks!
Panel 4.
CEO: Imagine the power of an undead workforce! Untiring. Uncomplaining. Unburdened by friends and family and that pesky need for oxygen.
A crash sounds from off panel.
Panel 5.
Cut to a wider view of the CEO and reporter. The CEO has adopted a mocking pose. The reporter is stepping black looking shocked. A zombie is approaching the CEO from behind.
CEO: Ooh look at me, I'm a human worker. I have rights and don't want to work 18 hour days breathing asbestos. Entitle wimps.
Zombie: ...brains...
Panel 6.
Cut back to the man and cat watching TV. He looks shocked and the cat looks entertained.
TV: AAH! HELP! Don't let it eat my brain! It's supposed to replace labor not management!
A 6 panel grey scale comic.
Panel 1.
A man with long hair and glasses is sitting with his cat in a dark house with boarded up windows watching TV.
TV: The zombie threat is contained. But can we profit from it? We go live to an interview with the founder of ZombAI.
Panel 2.
We cut to a reporter and a CEO standing in front of a chain link fence with a horde of zombies behind it.
Reporter: Is it true that your company wants us to keep feeding people to the zombie horde?
CEO: Only the old and infirm.
Panel 3.
Close up on the CEO.
CEO: Here at ZombAI we believe that if we keep feeding the dead the brains of the living they'll eventually be able to perform menial tasks!
Panel 4.
CEO: Imagine the power of an undead workforce! Untiring. Uncomplaining. Unburdened by friends and family and that pesky need for oxygen.
A crash sounds from off panel.
Panel 5.
Cut to a wider view of the CEO and reporter. The CEO has adopted a mocking pose. The reporter is stepping black looking shocked. A zombie is approaching the CEO from behind.
CEO: Ooh look at me, I'm a human worker. I have rights and don't want to work 18 hour days breathing asbestos. Entitle wimps.
Zombie: ...brains...
Panel 6.
Cut back to the man and cat watching TV. He looks shocked and the cat looks entertained.
TV: AAH! HELP! Don't let it eat my brain! It's supposed to replace labor not management! Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4 Panel 5 Panel 6
A single die.
October 22, 2025
79 - Spooktober: ZombAI