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A 6 panel grey scale comic. Panel 1. A man with long hair and glasses is sitting with his cat in a dark house with boarded up windows watching TV. TV: The zombie threat is contained. But can we profit from it? We go live to an interview with the founder of ZombAI. Panel 2. We cut to a reporter and a CEO standing in front of a chain link fence with a horde of zombies behind it. Reporter: Is it true that your company wants us to keep feeding people to the zombie horde? CEO: Only the old and infirm. Panel 3. Close up on the CEO. CEO: Here at ZombAI we believe that if we keep feeding the dead the brains of the living they'll eventually be able to perform menial tasks! Panel 4. CEO: Imagine the power of an undead workforce! Untiring. Uncomplaining. Unburdened by friends and family and that pesky need for oxygen. A crash sounds from off panel. Panel 5. Cut to a wider view of the CEO and reporter. The CEO has adopted a mocking pose. The reporter is stepping black looking shocked. A zombie is approaching the CEO from behind. CEO: Ooh look at me, I'm a human worker. I have rights and don't want to work 18 hour days breathing asbestos. Entitle wimps. Zombie: ...brains... Panel 6. Cut back to the man and cat watching TV. He looks shocked and the cat looks entertained. TV: AAH! HELP! Don't let it eat my brain! It's supposed to replace labor not management!
A 6 panel grey scale comic. Panel 1. A man with long hair and glasses is sitting with his cat in a dark house with boarded up windows watching TV. TV: The zombie threat is contained. But can we profit from it? We go live to an interview with the founder of ZombAI. Panel 2. We cut to a reporter and a CEO standing in front of a chain link fence with a horde of zombies behind it. Reporter: Is it true that your company wants us to keep feeding people to the zombie horde? CEO: Only the old and infirm. Panel 3. Close up on the CEO. CEO: Here at ZombAI we believe that if we keep feeding the dead the brains of the living they'll eventually be able to perform menial tasks! Panel 4. CEO: Imagine the power of an undead workforce! Untiring. Uncomplaining. Unburdened by friends and family and that pesky need for oxygen. A crash sounds from off panel. Panel 5. Cut to a wider view of the CEO and reporter. The CEO has adopted a mocking pose. The reporter is stepping black looking shocked. A zombie is approaching the CEO from behind. CEO: Ooh look at me, I'm a human worker. I have rights and don't want to work 18 hour days breathing asbestos. Entitle wimps. Zombie: ...brains... Panel 6. Cut back to the man and cat watching TV. He looks shocked and the cat looks entertained. TV: AAH! HELP! Don't let it eat my brain! It's supposed to replace labor not management! Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4 Panel 5 Panel 6
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October 22, 2025
79 - Spooktober: ZombAI