A single die.
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic featuring a lumberjack.
Panel 1.
The lumberjack is outside chopping a tree, looking upset. The text above him, surrounded by musical notes, reads "Oooooh I'm a lumberjack and I'm not okay."
Panel 2.
The panel is split in half diagonally. The upper half reads "I scroll all night" and depicts the lumberjack in bed starring wide eyed at his phone. The lower half reads "and I stress all day" and depicts the lumberjack walking outside in the woods looking stressed out.
Panel 3.
Cut to the lumberjack in a therapist's office. He's lying on the couch. A therapist sits near by taking notes.
Therapist: Have you considered taking a break from social media?
Panel 4.
Close up of the lumberjack angrily growling in the therapist's face. "You will pry my phone from my cold dead hands."
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic featuring a lumberjack.
Panel 1.
The lumberjack is outside chopping a tree, looking upset. The text above him, surrounded by musical notes, reads "Oooooh I'm a lumberjack and I'm not okay."
Panel 2.
The panel is split in half diagonally. The upper half reads "I scroll all night" and depicts the lumberjack in bed starring wide eyed at his phone. The lower half reads "and I stress all day" and depicts the lumberjack walking outside in the woods looking stressed out.
Panel 3.
Cut to the lumberjack in a therapist's office. He's lying on the couch. A therapist sits near by taking notes.
Therapist: Have you considered taking a break from social media?
Panel 4.
Close up of the lumberjack angrily growling in the therapist's face. "You will pry my phone from my cold dead hands." Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
A single die.
August 13, 2025