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A single die.
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A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic featuring an amorphous cosmic horror, represented as a black blob with an eye in the middle (Zytoboth) and a man with long hair, a beard, and glasses (Programmer). Panel 1. Programmer is sitting at a computer with Zytoboth hovering behind him. Programmer: Arg! Why isn't this working!? Zytoboth: Stand aside foolish mammal. I, Zytoboth, shall demonstrate the frightening power of my ancient intellect. Panel 2. Zoom in on Zytoboth sitting at the computer, eye wide. Zytoboth: THIS CANNOT BE!!! There is no sense to this code! No pattern! No logic! It is a fractal mess beyond comprehension! Panel 3. Zoom back out to Zytoboth, eye wide, and Programmer, looking pensive. Zytoboth: What power greater than I could produce such horrors? Panel 4. Programmer: Oh, I created this mess two years ago in a sleep deprived haze. Zytoboth, glaring: Your past self is a monster who haunts us all!
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic featuring an amorphous cosmic horror, represented as a black blob with an eye in the middle (Zytoboth) and a man with long hair, a beard, and glasses (Programmer). Panel 1. Programmer is sitting at a computer with Zytoboth hovering behind him. Programmer: Arg! Why isn't this working!? Zytoboth: Stand aside foolish mammal. I, Zytoboth, shall demonstrate the frightening power of my ancient intellect. Panel 2. Zoom in on Zytoboth sitting at the computer, eye wide. Zytoboth: THIS CANNOT BE!!! There is no sense to this code! No pattern! No logic! It is a fractal mess beyond comprehension! Panel 3. Zoom back out to Zytoboth, eye wide, and Programmer, looking pensive. Zytoboth: What power greater than I could produce such horrors? Panel 4. Programmer: Oh, I created this mess two years ago in a sleep deprived haze. Zytoboth, glaring: Your past self is a monster who haunts us all! Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
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A single die.
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July 30, 2025
67 - He Truly is the Worst