A single die.
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic.
Panel 1.
We are zoomed in on a squirrel.
Squirrel: Capitalism Dragon, I challenge you to a battle of wits for the soul of humanity. I posit that people are fundamentally kind and caring. Your efforts to pit them against each other will fail.
Panel 2.
A dragon glares angrily down at a cliff alter where people are sacrificed to it. There is a small dot indicating the squirrel.
Dragon: And I posit that I am a fire breathing behemoth and you are a tiny rodent.
Panel 3.
We zoom back in on the squirrel.
Squirrel: Uh oh.
Panel 4.
This panel is framed as a news program with the title "News 42 in the bottom right corner. A woman in a suit (Kathy) is reading from a piece of paper beside a picture in picture image of the dragon.
Kathy: When the inferno subsided, Capitalism Dragon could be heard musing: "Ha! Take that you stupid squirrel."
The ticker at the bottom reads: "est were burned. Mice ha"
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic.
Panel 1.
We are zoomed in on a squirrel.
Squirrel: Capitalism Dragon, I challenge you to a battle of wits for the soul of humanity. I posit that people are fundamentally kind and caring. Your efforts to pit them against each other will fail.
Panel 2.
A dragon glares angrily down at a cliff alter where people are sacrificed to it. There is a small dot indicating the squirrel.
Dragon: And I posit that I am a fire breathing behemoth and you are a tiny rodent.
Panel 3.
We zoom back in on the squirrel.
Squirrel: Uh oh.
Panel 4.
This panel is framed as a news program with the title "News 42 in the bottom right corner. A woman in a suit (Kathy) is reading from a piece of paper beside a picture in picture image of the dragon.
Kathy: When the inferno subsided, Capitalism Dragon could be heard musing: "Ha! Take that you stupid squirrel."
The ticker at the bottom reads: "est were burned. Mice ha" Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
A single die.
May 14, 2025