A single die.
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic featuring a crab, under water, talking to an eel.
Panel 1.
Crab, excited: Mighty Propheseel, tell me my future!
Eel: I see you within the halls of power surrounded by luxury.
Panel 2.
Crab, skeptical: Wait... this is one of those ironic fates isn't it. I'm going to be eaten by rich people or something.
Eel: No. You will not be eaten.
Panel 3.
Close up on the crab.
Crab, excitedly: Sweet! I'm gonna be rich!
Panel 4.
Cut to a pair of rich people sitting at a table, their plates empty. In the foreground we see the crab dead on a plate.
Opulady: I'm stuffed! I couldn't eat another bite.
Richman: Indeed. Jeeves, throw the rest away!
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic featuring a crab, under water, talking to an eel.
Panel 1.
Crab, excited: Mighty Propheseel, tell me my future!
Eel: I see you within the halls of power surrounded by luxury.
Panel 2.
Crab, skeptical: Wait... this is one of those ironic fates isn't it. I'm going to be eaten by rich people or something.
Eel: No. You will not be eaten.
Panel 3.
Close up on the crab.
Crab, excitedly: Sweet! I'm gonna be rich!
Panel 4.
Cut to a pair of rich people sitting at a table, their plates empty. In the foreground we see the crab dead on a plate.
Opulady: I'm stuffed! I couldn't eat another bite.
Richman: Indeed. Jeeves, throw the rest away! Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
A single die.
March 26, 2025