A single die.
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic.
Panel 1.
A man with messy hair (Jim) is talking to a woman with glasses and a ponytail (Hannah) who is siting at a computer.
Jim, delighted: I can't believe how many cool websites and games you can access for free!
Hannah: Have you read the terms of service?
Jim: Of course not!
Panel 2.
Close up on Hannah looking intensely into Jim's startled eyes.
Hannah, concerned: YOU FOOL!!! If you aren't paying for the product you are the product! You don't know what you've given away!
Panel 3.
One week later there is a knock at Jim's door. He is approaching it with a quizzical look. Through the door's windows we can see a boxy silhouette with antennae.
Panel 4.
The door has been opened to a robot carrying a chain saw.
Robot, delighted: Hello! I've come to collect your skeleton.
Jim, distressed: But I'm still using it.
Robot: Not according to our terms of service!
A 4 panel black, white, and grey comic.
Panel 1.
A man with messy hair (Jim) is talking to a woman with glasses and a ponytail (Hannah) who is siting at a computer.
Jim, delighted: I can't believe how many cool websites and games you can access for free!
Hannah: Have you read the terms of service?
Jim: Of course not!
Panel 2.
Close up on Hannah looking intensely into Jim's startled eyes.
Hannah, concerned: YOU FOOL!!! If you aren't paying for the product you are the product! You don't know what you've given away!
Panel 3.
One week later there is a knock at Jim's door. He is approaching it with a quizzical look. Through the door's windows we can see a boxy silhouette with antennae.
Panel 4.
The door has been opened to a robot carrying a chain saw.
Robot, delighted: Hello! I've come to collect your skeleton.
Jim, distressed: But I'm still using it.
Robot: Not according to our terms of service! Panel 2 Panel 3 Panel 4
A single die.
December 4, 2024